Oh, if Tiger Woods‘ wife, Elin Nordegren, had a dollar for every weepy adulteress giving an national television interview, she’d be a rich woman. As it turns out, she’s already a rich woman. And if she is planning a divorce from her cheating golf pro hubby, she’s going to gain even more riches.

A snitch tells People magazine, "She’s made up her mind. There’s nothing to think about: he’s never going to change." The source adds, "She plans to leave Tiger." Adding to the evidence of a split, workers were spotted at the couple’s Windemere, Florida home receiving instructions from Nordegren as they transported what looked like works of art.

It seems that the tearful apology offered by one of Tiger’s many mistresses, Cori Rist, wasn’t enough to help heal the wound left by Tiger’s betrayal. During an interview with the Today show, Rist offers, "I’m just sorry for [Elin's] pain."
She adds, "I hate that I’m a part of it. I feel that I have to take responsibility for the things I’ve done. I can’t imagine the pain she is feeling right now."

TIGER IS A LION CHEETAH!