Has The Pig Witch touched a soft spot on Paris?  Personally, that thing would scare me to death if I saw it! and Tinkerbell, where art thou?  Seriously, you guys, that little dog is MIA.  The Hilton manse is like a tiny puppy Nuremburg these days.  I picture them in a little sweatshop, making huge, ugly shoes for Paris’ cloven hooves.

Anyhoosie, clearly impartial though I may be about this foul harpy, some nice breeder in Oregon has recently sold Paris Hilton a $4,500 Royal Dandie miniature pig named ‘Princess Pigelette.’  The twee porcine bundle of joy will be hand delivered to Paris in four to five weeks, says TMZ.  This is what happens when LA clubs start to get boring.

Maybe Paris is trying to get written into a Pig Witch movie?  Maybe she just wants another weird pet…let’s see how long this one lasts.